Bet you wish you had cool zebra* duct tape that was holding two sump pump hoses together because the hose needed to be longer so that it could drain further away from the house so that said sump pump didn't keep going off every 2 seconds or so.
Yep. That's us. Trendsetters to the max.
*No zebras were hurt in the making or use of this duct tape. I actually originally bought it to use for the "Zz" Storytime, but had a bunch left over.